For the ladies:

These are real voice mail messages, there was even a lawsuit after these were posted on the Internet and got a little heat; however it was dropped soon after. Anyway I wanted to share this with any girl out there looking to dump their guy and get back into the dating scene - this guy is still out there somewhere and if you are lucky you might be able to find him - he is a catch:

(This is one of the only guys in the world with less game then me.)