Aloe Juice
It's like someone sneezed into a bottle.
On the bottle it actually says "Now with Crunchy pulp bits." Like that is a selling point. Also you can't tell from the picture but you can totally see the little bits of pulp floating in this stuff. It is unique because if you have a sun burn you have to decide if you are going to take it internally of externally. It's also perfect if you happen to have a sun burn on the inside of your stomach. I guess you are suppose to drink this stuff raw like apple juice but it has the viscosity of shampoo and taste like a house plant.
Coconut Milk
Fresh from the free.
Edamame
Full of soy goodness
These are called Edamame which translated means "not really food." Even though they have the fancy name these are just soybeans still in the pod - sort of like a green bean but without all the taste and excitement. They are bland, and kind of remind me of boiled peanuts. You have to cook them for a long time and cover them in salt to make them even slightly ok to eat. What I don't understand is how these can be so bad while soy sauce is so good, it's like the difference between tomatoes and ketcup. Soybeans are one of the most versatile plants on the planet - they are used to make everything from rubber substitutes and textiles to cosmetics and plastics - They can actually do all that stuff people claim hemp can do. Soybeans are like hemp's way more successfully younger brother. (While hemp is like 30 years old and still living in his parents basement selling dime bags to high school kids and listening to Judist Priest bootlegs, Soybeans are driving a Mercedes and the senior partner of a law firm.) However, with all those uses someone thought "I know lets just pick them and eat them as is." What a waste.
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